{"id":39,"date":"2013-07-25T22:20:05","date_gmt":"2013-07-26T03:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/?p=39"},"modified":"2013-07-25T22:20:05","modified_gmt":"2013-07-26T03:20:05","slug":"july-25-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"July 25, 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-40\" alt=\"marshmallow.baby\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/marshmallow.baby_.jpg\" width=\"1536\" height=\"2048\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/marshmallow.baby_.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/marshmallow.baby_-700x933.jpg 700w, http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/marshmallow.baby_-1000x1333.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1536px) 100vw, 1536px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dear Mom,<\/p>\n<p>Day before yesterday, Ron had taken the dogs for an 8-mile walk at Shelby Park, and Meret and I were at home with the inspector. Meret turned her head as I was burping her so that she could aim her barf right into my cleavage. And there was a lot of barf. After I sopped up the mess with the burp cloth, I held her away from me so I could prepare to put her down to go change my shirt. Imagine my amazement when I realized that she had succeeded in getting it all into the front of my bra&#8211;without a single drop on my shirt! Who knew a baby could be so gross and so talented?<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Ruth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mom, Day before yesterday, Ron had taken the dogs for an 8-mile walk at Shelby Park, and Meret and I were at home with the inspector. Meret turned her head as I was burping her so that she could aim her barf right into my cleavage. And there was a lot of barf. After [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","one-column"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41,"href":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/41"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dearmomloveruth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}